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[ With absolutely no warning, thanks to Eunhyuk: ]

ATTENTION!

This Is The Curse Of Bloody Mary! You Must Forward This Message To Ten People, Or She Will Come And Find You And Kill You! She Knows Where You Live. She Will Hang Your Corpse For Everyone To See And Laugh At You. She Will Find You!

THIS IS NOT A JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!

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[This reply comes literally hours later, because he's been asleep.]

No offense, but it really does sound like a joke.

[greetingsmortals]

It Is Not A Joke.

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Are you sure?

[greetingsmortals]

I Am Deadly Serious.

Do Not Mess With Curses.

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I would never.

My mother was very fond of curses, actually.

[greetingsmortals]

Did She Curse You?

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Well, I suppose that's one way of looking at it.

[greetingsmortals]

What Is The Other Way Of Looking At It?

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There's actually a few. Are you interested in all of them?

[greetingsmortals]

Yes, I Am Interested In Looking At Things.

[ He's losing the thread a little here. ]